1. one season all year round.
singapore is so small and warm. why bother to suffer here all year round when other countries allow you to experience different seasons.
2. you won't have fun.
you've heard about global warming. do you think that singapore will remain the same? even if the temperature rises so much, the govt will never allow you to walk around in your bikini all day. if you intend to stay at the beach all day, why don't you migrate to australia instead? thay have BIG waves. anyway, you can be rather sure you can't get to surf, as the people here are very sure that any tsunami can't hit us. the swimming pools sucks too. you'll see very small children learning how to swim there. thanks to their kiasu parents.
3. the good guys are all dead.
you think men in your country sucks? come take a look at ours. imagine you've been waiting at the train station for quite some time and the train is about to come in 2 mins. you see a group of guys appearing around you. they may look friendly. but, once the train arrives, they rush in!! leaving no space for you to board! and the train driver can't wait to close the door. ta-dah! you missed your train. how gentleman they guys were!! wow.
if you are herer to find love, i'ld suggest you go hime. most of the guys here are short, fair, fat, sissy, un-gentleman, petty and kiasu. especially when they get older, they become so kiasu you might not recogninse them!! they are all far from tall, dark, handsome and everything. even if they are, they might be jerks, cassanova and so on. one word, ugly.
let me quote another example that actually happened last night.
my dad was going to bed, in fact he's already on the bed. he was trying to sleep, but people like me who thinks that it's too early to sleep continued to have fun. i went over to switch on my bro's room light, because my brother never switch off ALL the appliances he switched on in MY room. i don't understand why my dad refuse to close the door when he sleep. he actually prefer to be disturbed, then wake up and scold people. so, off course he was being disturbed by the light. and he came over to my room, switched on the lights and said, "why you switched on the light? you want switch on the light right? we'll switched on all the lights." and then he went around switching on all the lights.
at that point of time, it's better not to argue or anything. i could easily earn myself a slap.
summary: my dad's a jerk.
4. GST
the government increase the GST as and when they like. first it was 3%. then 5%.(gasps). now it's 7%!!
count. each time they increase by 2%. by the time you decidedto migrate to singapore, it would be 9%! or maybe even 10%. imagine you dine at a restaurant with poor and slow service. (e.g.pizza hut!!) service charge 10% + GST 10%. if your meal cost $50, you pay $10 more. that $10 could get you a "pet plant"!! you actually paid $5 for poor service?
5. the old men here are tiko-pehs.
they might stare at you for no reason and smile. you get my point.
6. some people here are not loyal to the country.
like me!! if i love my country would i be saying all these?
even if you love the country, you would definitely have something to complain about. it's typical of singaporeans to complain! you'll join in the fun some day.
7. i might get into trouble.
it doesn't concerns you i know. but do you know i'll get fined or jailed for blogging rubbish? yes! they do that too! it's your blog and they don't let you say what you want. there's no freedom here! singapore is a country with not much humour. i don't think broken english is funny too.
8. blogs
like what i mentioned in the point before, you can't blog stuffs you want.
look at my tagboard and you see someone commenting that my blog is boring. as if i blog for that person to read right. if he/she wants to read my blog, just read. and one funny thing is, he/she do not dare to leave his/her name behind. so why the rubbish? this cannot, that also cannot. pfft!
i'll add more points if i've thought of it.
peixuan