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Monday, May 08, 2006
PEIXUAN posted at 7:27:00 PM

ooh.. let me take some time off to blog some interesting stuffs.. sort of.

well well.. here's a conversation between me and my aunt's maid at my granny's house..
a few days back..

me: hmm.. i feel not as fat as before. (lol)
maid: huh? where got not fat? you everytime eat chocolate.. where got not fat?
me: what! you thought you very skinny meh?
maid: i 45 only leh..
me: i so much taller than you leh.
maid: but you how heavy.
me: huh! i heavier than you cos my brain heavier. i'm smart. that's why..
(i walk away after that...)

hmph!

here's another one..

me-mopping my bedroom..
dad-standing outside and looking with a unhappy look.
me: what?!
dad: i see the way you mop arr.. if i'm the employer.. confirm call you go office take salary and go home ar..
me: at least i got mop hor!
dad-takes the mop away and started mopping himself..
dad: the way you mop ar.. so slow!
me: what! as if you mop very fast hor!
dad: no.. it's not i mop fast.. but the way i mop is efficient.
me:-.-

i'm like duh.. wats your point luh?
whatever nonsense.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
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